You've really arrived -- possibly in hell -- when your online flirting and last name become fodder for an airline's ad campaign.
But so it goes with Rep. Anthony Weiner, whose time of troubles has spurred Spirit Airlines to throw a "Have You Seen Our Weiner?" sale, featuring -- wait for it -- "Fares Too HARD To Resist!" Lest this be mistaken for some random summer hot dog joke, let's all remember that Weiner is the congressman and wiener is the food... Oh, brother. You just can't make this stuff up!