In case reading Rep. Anthony Weiner's various explicit online messages as haikus wasn't bizarre enough, last night, for his HBO program Real Time, Bill Maher staged a dramatic reading of the Congressman's raunchy sexts with Vegas blackjack dealer Lisa Weiss—with the incomparable Jane Lynch reading Weiss' words. See the video below— yes, Lynch did say, "c*ck-sucking Republicans" with gusto! Of course, Maher will need to stage another reading next week, because Radar Online has unearthed some explicit, insane messages Weiner made to Georgia teacher Traci Nobles.
Remember how during Rep. Anthony Weiner's Monday press conference, he said the women ("about six" of them to be precise) he was having sexually explicit online relationships with were adults "to the best of my knowledge"? Well, it turns out he was also Twitter direct messaging a 17-year-old Delaware girl. According to Fox News, "Police here [in New Castle] are investigating direct online communications between...Weiner and a 17-year-old girl and are looking for any other young women who may be involved, though the nature of the communications wasn't immediately clear."
In which we troll Anthony Weiner's salacious sexts and Facebook messages, and discover their zen-like value in haiku form.