Wednesday, November 14, 2007


John Sweeney Schools Us In How To Drink, Drive And Screw Simultaneously
Trainwreck and former New York (R) congressman John Sweeney was charged with a DWI last night. He was not charged separately for having a 23-year-old woman on his lap at the time of the accident—but all in due time! In the last two years, the 52-year-old Sweeney has been through a nasty-ass divorce; caused the stranding of hundreds of skiers when he crashed into a tree at the bottom of a resort; been accused of domestic violence; gotten lit at an upstate fraternity; been embroiled in several ethics scandals; and lost his congressional seat. Guy's taking on the entire Kennedy family single-handed

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