FUND RAISER ON THE THRONE

INVITATION FOR A FUND RAISING EVENT FOR THE UN-RE-ELECTION OF YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS MICHAEL BLOOMBERG THE THIRD

Michael Bloombito not only betrayed the will of the people Of New York City when they voted twice on a referendum that elected officials will serve no more than two terms in office. Not only did your Royal Highness betray New Yorkers, but he betrayed himself.

Therefore, I invite all New Yorkers for a fund raiser to un-re-elect Bloombito

WHERE:

AT THE TOILET BOWL IN MY RESIDENCE WHERE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SEE FIRST HAND YOUR “HONOR” GAZING INTO THE TOILET BOWEL. THIS IS WHAT HE THINKS OF THE CITIZENS OF OUR GREAT CITY.

OF COURSE, YOU MUST PAY . SEND YOU CONTRIBUTION TO OUR TRUSTED "DISTINGUISHED TREASURER", BERNARD MADOFF. C/O Metropolitan Correctional Center. HE HAS THE BLESSING OF BLOOMBITO.

LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL AROUND THE TOILET BOWL.
(RSVP: Bernard Madoff)

Rafael Martínez Alequín