Pope Francis. (photo: Christopher Furlong/Getty Images)
03 October 15
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article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New
York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column,
"The Borowitz Report." 
he Vatican has confirmed that while Pope Francis was in Washington, he had meetings with people who refuse to do their jobs.
The Pope met privately with the Kentucky county clerk
Kim Davis, and also met at the U.S. Capitol with several hundred other
people who have chosen not to perform their duties, the Vatican said.
“Reporting every day to a job that one has no
intention of doing can only fill one with anguish,” the official Vatican
statement read. “The Pope wanted to show these people compassion.”
While in Washington, the Pope had hoped to meet with
thousands of additional people who do not do their jobs, but there
“wasn’t enough time,” the Vatican said.
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