Sarah Palin speaking in Toledo, Ohio, 10/29/08. (photo: McCain-Palin 2008)
10 July 14
The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."
new poll released Thursday reveals that a broad majority of Americans
describe themselves as “deeply unhappy” to have been reminded that the
former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin exists.
Palin’s call for the impeachment of President Obama, a
ploy to remind people that she still roams the earth, appears to have
backfired, the poll shows.
With seventy-two per cent of respondents saying that
they were “upset” or “very upset” to be reminded of her existence, Palin
is one of three non-officeholders whose recent utterances have
traumatized Americans.
According to the poll, eighty-one per cent were upset
to be reminded that Ann Coulter exists, while a hundred per cent felt
that way about the existence of the former Vice-President Dick Cheney.
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