President Barack Obama speaking on healthcare. (photo: AP)
18 November 13
The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."
aced
with a barrage of new questions about the Affordable Care Act,
President Obama cut short a White House press conference today, telling
the stunned press corps, "You know what? Everybody can keep their damn
insurance."
Glaring at the reporters, the President continued,
"You heard me. If your insurance is crappy, then you just go ahead and
keep it-the crappier, the better. Let's pretend this whole thing never
happened."
A vein in his forehead visibly throbbing, the
President added, "You know, I really wish I hadn't spent the last three
years of my life on this thing. I should've just gone around invading
countries for no reason. That would've made everybody happy. Well, live
and learn."
As the reporters averted their eyes from the
President, many of them looking awkwardly at their shoes, he concluded
his remarks: "All those people out there who want to repeal Obamacare?
Well, guess what: I'll make their day and repeal it myself. Really, it's
my pleasure. But I swear that this is the last time I try to do
something nice for anybody."
1 comment:
It is starting to unravel for him and in his typical "LITTLE BOY" temper tantrum fashion....HE is reacting like the TRUE IDIOT that he is!!!
He is NOT A LEADER! He cares NOTHING FOR AMERICA of our heritage/history! AND HE DID NOT DESERVE TO HOLD THE OFFICE HE IS IN! I don't care WHAT COLOR HE IS!! THis is NOT about Race, it is about THIS COUNTRY AND WHAT HE IS DOING TO DESTROY IT!!!!
FED UP IN PARADISE, TEXAS!!
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