Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Let NYC pay for its pre-K


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Our opinion: If New York City covers pre-K for its children, it will free up funds for the rest of the state. So what’s the problem?
The entirely legitimate discussion over how to provide pre-kindergarten to New York’s children has deteriorated into an utterly useless and self-serving debate over such nonsense as which areas of the state are the neediest.
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio wants permission from the state Legisature to use a special income tax on wealthy people who live or work in his city to pay for full-day pre-K classes in the five boroughs.
Gov. Andrew Cuomo has a different idea. He prefers to use money from the state budget to fund pre-K for the entire state, including New York City. No need to tax the rich — to whom the governor hopes to give tax cuts.
Detractors say Mr. de Blasio’s plan would just drive more of the well-off away from the state, shifting the entire tax burden on everyone else.
Mr. Cuomo added his own twist last week, arguing that pre-K should not be something only rich school districts can afford — implying, it seems, that Mr. de Blasio’s plan to have his city pay for its own program was an elitist approach that somehow harms the poor children of the rest of the state.
Mr. de Blasio didn’t help his cause by responding that pre-school children in the New York City are among the poorest in the nation. Immediately, mayors and state senators from across the state reacted angrily, saying they were offended by Mr. de Blasio’s remarks and that their communities were just as poor or even more impoverished than the Big Apple.
Lost in these sidetracks is this fact: Mr. de Blasio’s idea would help the rest of New York out, a reality that should be obvious to Mr. Cuomo, Senate Republicans, and upstate mayors.
The governor well knows that coming up with enough money to fund pre-K statewide from the tight state budget will be no easy task, especially when he’s also proposing a two-year program to freeze local property taxes while giving high earners a tax break. Mr. Cuomo’s executive budget doesn’t come close to fully funding pre-K statewide. His excuse — that universal pre-K would take some years to fully implement — only skirts the issue.
Here’s some simple math for the governor: Allowing Mr. de Blasio to pay for pre-K by taxing the richest people who live and work in New York City would cover 750,000 children. It would not only allow the mayor to honor a campaign promise; it would mean New York City doesn’t have to depend on the state for this particular chunk of aid. Put another way, the money New York City wouldn’t need would be freed up for the rest of the state’s school districts to implement pre-K.
And Mr. Cuomo would get credit for bringing about a smart, popular pre-K program without having to raise taxes, maintaining his image as socially progressive but fiscally conservative.
We fail to see a downside here — unless asking New York City’s wealthiest residents to pay a little more for the sake of a better future for New York and its children is what’s really troubling Mr. Cuomo.

Monday, February 17, 2014

De Blasio Strikes Conciliatory Note on Pre-K


Gov. Andrew Cuomo, left, and Mayor Bill de Blasio at the Wilborn Temple in Albany on Sunday.
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Gov. Andrew Cuomo, left, and Mayor Bill de Blasio at the Wilborn Temple in Albany on Sunday.
At a church service in Albany, Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo was joined by Mayor Bill de Blasio, in town for the New York State Black, Puerto Rican, Hispanic and Asian Legislative Caucus Weekend.

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Character Study: Her Creative Exuberance Has No Limits

Now this widow with waning strength has resumed the quest, and is more productive and ambitious than ever, working all day, every day.
“I was always driven,” she said. “I can’t sleep if I don’t do my artwork.”
For evidence of this obsession, let us now enter a four-bedroom house in Maplewood, N.J., where Ms. Wint, 85, lived for the past 30 years.


Even after months of neatening by her son Ted Wint, the house is still so crowded with prints, canvases and sculptures that one can move through it only in narrow walkways.

Saturday, February 15, 2014

After Storm, 100% Attendance Is Not 100% Accurate

A few schools in New York City reported perfect or near-perfect attendance rates, but a few of them were inaccurately high.



Emma Wolfe, Mayor de Blasio’s Secret Weapon

The mayor’s right-hand woman on grasstops, hoodies and battles of height.

Friday, February 14, 2014

In Interview, Cuomo’s Support for de Blasio Comes With a Few Barbs

Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo on Friday defended Mayor Bill de Blasio’s decision to open New York City schools in a snowstorm but mocked him for his signature mantra.

Polar Bears, Grizzlies to Merge

The Borowitz Report

February 14, 2014

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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In what observers are calling the largest merger ever between two species of mammal capable of mauling humans to death, polar bears and grizzly bears announced on Friday that they were joining forces in a friendly acquisition.
If the merger goes through, the polar bears and grizzly bears would together be able to terrorize a much larger landmass than ever before, experts said.
Speaking at a packed press conference in New York accompanied by their investment bankers from Goldman Sachs, the jubilant bears gave their spin on the unprecedented deal.
“To say that we’re excited would be an understatement,” said a spokesman for the grizzlies. “For years, we’ve admired the way polar bears have dismembered hikers who’ve encroached on their territory. To be on the same team with talent like that—whoa. It’s a dream come true.”
While critics of the merger have argued that it is anticompetitive, a spokesman for the polar bears disagreed.
“I think working with the grizzlies is just going to push us to savage more human flesh than ever before. Speaking for myself, I’m ready to start mauling,” he said, underscoring his point by eating a reporter.
The merger is not expected to face regulatory hurdles.
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Thursday, February 13, 2014

Rick Perry Lures Washington State Residents to Texas with Thriving Death Penalty


The Borowitz Report

February 11, 2014

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AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—Responding to the news that Washington Governor Jay Inslee had suspended the death penalty in his state, Texas Governor Rick Perry seized on the opportunity to urge Washington residents to “vote with your feet and move to Texas, where the death penalty is thriving.”
At a hastily called press conference this afternoon, the Texas Governor made an emotional appeal to Washingtonians who might be disappointed by the sudden suspension of executions in their state: “Come to Texas. The death penalty is alive and well here.”
Blasting Governor Inslee, he reassured Washington residents that if they move to Texas, “as God is my witness, no one will ever take your death penalty away from you.”
“That’s just not what we’re made of in Texas,” he said. “We believe in the sanctity of death.”
Photograph of Rick Perry by Spartanburg Herald Journal/Michael Justus/AP.

Rand Paul: Hillary Could Be Derailed by Little-Known Lewinsky Affair

The Borowitz Report

February 11, 2014

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Potential Republican Presidential candidate Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) said today that he believes he has a “secret weapon” that will derail Hillary Clinton’s 2016 White House bid: “A little-known affair between her husband and a White House intern, Monica Lewinsky.”
Appearing on the Fox News Channel, Paul told the host Sean Hannity, “Sean, when the American people find out about this scandal, they are going to be shocked, truly shocked. It didn’t get a lot of coverage at the time.”
Asked by Hannity how the scandal could have remained under wraps for so long, Paul replied, “You’ll have to ask Bill and Hillary that. Let’s just say they’ve pulled a lot of strings to keep this story out of the mainstream media.”
“Unfortunately for them, Sean, I have the details on this juicy scandal and I’m prepared to share them with the American people,” he said. “I think it’s going to be a game-changer.”
While he believes that the shocking revelations about President Clinton’s Oval Office dalliances will be enough to destroy Hillary’s 2016 ambitions, Paul confirmed that he has other arrows in his quiver.
“It turns out that Hillary was involved in a business deal called Whitewater,” he said. “When the American people find out about this, it’s going to blow their minds.”

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February 13, 2014

A Letter from Comcast and Time Warner Cable

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Dear subscribers,
Today, it was announced that Comcast is joining forces with Time Warner Cable in a friendly acquisition worth $45 billion. As we could have expected, many people are wondering what this transaction will mean to the service that you, our subscribers, will enjoy.
We know that all of your comments, however mean-spirited some of them may have been, have come from a good place: genuine concern about what this merger will mean for your future cable service. At Comcast/Time Warner, we care deeply about those concerns, and, to help allay them, here are some answers to the Frequently Asked Questions (F.A.Q.s) we have received since the merger was announced.
Q: How will the merger affect the price of my cable service?
A: There is no clear answer to that. But we will be introducing financing options, roughly similar to those that enabled you to attend college.
Q: Will there be any adverse impact on customer service?
A: A technician will be at your home between the hours of eight and never.
Q: How frequently will you turn off the Internet, and are you going to deliberately crush Netflix by making it impossible to stream its movies?
A: Often and probably.
Q: I am a current Time Warner subscriber. Who will be handling customer complaints, Comcast or Time Warner?
A: Please address all complaints to Comcast/Time Warner Customer Service, 666 Noonethere Lane, Abysstown, U.S.A.
Q: I have been on hold for the past hour, and no one seems to be picking up. How long can I expect to wait?
A: Due to concern about the merger, we are experiencing longer-than-expected wait times. In the meantime, eat me.
Sincerely,
Comcast/Time Warner Cable
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Parade Limbo: No Puerto Rican Day Parade for New York City?

Parade Limbo: No Puerto Rican Day Parade for New York City?

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One week ago, LatinTRENDS reported that a decision would soon be made regarding the Attorney General’s Charities Bureau probe into the financial handlings and other issues regarding six board members of the National Puerto Rican Day Parade also known as the NPRDP. While Attorney General Eric Schneiderman is still preparing to release the findings of the investigation some disturbing news is coming out today regarding whether or not there will be Puerto Rican Day Parade this year.
According to State Senator Ruben Diaz Sr. of The Bronx the prospects of the parade happening this year may be up in the air.
Why? Well, the length of the investigation into the NPRDP.
Last year after the parade [ Schneiderman] could have taken the whole board into receivership and allowed a new board to coordinate the parade,” said Diaz, seemingly questioning the handling of the investigation. “Now months before the parade he wants to remove the president?
Senator Diaz Sr. added that he did not find nothing wrong with the board members of the NPRDP being investigation. However, he believes the investigation and the recent resignation of the board’s chairwoman Madelyn Lugo would “destroy the parade and destroy the community” which is celebrated by an estimated 1 million of New Yorkers.
Although she resigned from her position as chairwoman, Madelyn Lugo is doing so as a sign of protest against Attorney General’s Charities Bureau and Attorney General Eric Schneiderman. In a statement released yesterday, Lugo defended herself and the other board members who risk to lose their positions.
I believe that this is injustice for me, to resign as a member of the board,” said Lugo, about the investigation. “I’ve been working with this board for a very, very, very long time.
The spotlight fell on the NPRDP last year after the controversial dealing with MillerCoors which had Coors beer cans wrapped in the Puerto Rican. The sponsorship between the two set off questions regarding the board of the NPRDP’s sponsorship arrangements.
In-addition to sponsorships, the NPRDP finances also came under question.
In tax documents, the NPRDP finances were in disorder believed to be at the mishandling of the board members. A deficit at the end of 2011 was discovered to be around $880,000 despite having raised more than $2.4 million from the years 2007 to 2011. Also, in 2011 there were no traces of scholarships being distributed in said year’s tax filings. The deficit in the 2012 tax reports showed that the deficit grew to an estimated $1 million or so.
The tax documents of the NPRDP also revealed a relationship between the board and Carlos Velasquez, president of GALOS Corporation, who was the parade’s marketing agent. Velasquez’s company was paid an estimated $85, 919 in 2011 for fundraising events held in the name of the NPRDP.
The relationship drew attention because of allegations that Velasquez was using the NPRDP to market other events for GALOS.
Lugo talked about the sponsorship handlings denying any allegations that she and the board had not “misappropriated any sponsorship monies,” and on the matter of Velasquez she felt, “disappointed and betrayed.”
Despite her resignation letter acknowledging there was no mishandling, Lugo did admit to failing to properly oversee the NPRDP finances. She points the finger at someone else concerning the finance issues of the NPRDP.
The blame, according to Lugo, goes to the NPRDP’s outside business and marketing agent who happens to be Velasquez. Velasquez is accused of having taken money from the NPRDP.
We always at the table asking for documentation, but you receive a report and you receive some backup documentation to the report, you cannot go to a private company and look into the records,” said Lugo, trying to explain the issues regarding finances
Before resigning, Lugo suggests she wanted to stay on as the chairwoman of the NPRDP board commented that she repeatedly asked Schneiderman to remain on the board.
However, in her letter Lugo wrote: “He refused” and that “I have been informed by the Attorney General that I have no other choice.
With the recent events unfolding, Senator Ruben Diaz Sr. said he will hold a press conference on Thursday in-which Lugo will appear. While Senator Diaz Sr. has been outspoken about the investigation hindering the parade this year others are not as concerned.
Attorney for the Boricuas for a Positive Image, Ramon Jimenez finds the concern for the parade felt by Senator Diaz Sr. ridiculous.
It’s a historical moment where we can reclaim our parade, which has become about the stereotyping of Puerto Ricans,” said Jimenez. “There is still enough time to hold a parade that highlights our history and culture but there might be less floats advertising beer and less naked women.
Seeing the investigation as a chance to “better” the parade, Jimenez also added in his statement that he has been asked by the attorney general’s office for a list of candidates who might be able to sit in the board and in the short amount of time remaining help organize this year’s parade.
We recommended people that have a long history of service to the community and integrity,” said Jimenez, about the list of candidates who could do the job of the exiting NRPDP . “This is not just about this year’s parade — it’s about the future.
The Boricuas for a Positive Image is a group known for protesting the flag’s image on the cans of Coors and the dealing of NPRDP with MillerCoors which allowed it.
While Lugo is no longer apart of the NRPDP board, and Attorney General Eric Schneiderman’s findings have yet to be released, the story is still developing on whether or not there will be a Puerto Rican Day Parade come this June.
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News from Attorney General Eric T. Schneiderman
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
February 13, 2014
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A.G. SCHNEIDERMAN JOINS CITY COUNCIL SPEAKER AND COMMUNITY LEADERS IN ANNOUNCING NEW LEADERSHIP AND $1.1 M IN DEBT RELIEF AND PAYMENTS FOR THE NATIONAL PUERTO RICAN DAY PARADE
Governance Reforms To Be Adopted; Prominent Puerto Rican Leaders Are Newly Appointed Directors; Parade Board President, Treasurer, General Coordinator Stepping Down  
For-Profit Parade Fundraiser Carlos Velasquez Required To Forgive Organization’s $1 Million Debt And Repay $100,000; Is Permanently Barred From Any Association With The Parade 
Schneiderman: Settlement Offers This Remarkable NY Event A New Beginning 
NEW YORK – Attorney General Eric T. Schneiderman today joined New York City Council Speaker Melissa Mark-Viverito and other community leaders in announcing new leadership and a comprehensive settlement his office has reached with the National Puerto Rican Day Parade, Inc. (NPRDP) and its long-time exclusive marketing agent and professional fundraiser, G.A.L.O.S. Corporation, Inc. (GALOS). The agreement resolves the office’s investigation into the misappropriation of NPRDP’s charitable assets and the conduct of its board of directors. Under the settlement, GALOS is required to forgive approximately $1 million in debt that NPRDP owed to GALOS and to pay NPRDP an additional $100,000. In addition, the fundraising and marketing agreement between GALOS and NPRDP is rescinded and GALOS and its president, Carlos Velasquez, are permanently barred from any future business role on behalf of the NPRDP or in connection with the Puerto Rican Day Parade.  
As part of the settlment, ten new directors are being added to the NPRDP board; three of the board’s six current directors -- President Madelyn Lugo, her husband, General Coordinator Luis Rivera, and Treasurer Shirley Cox -- and its two honorary directors have stepped down; and the organization is required to adopt governance reforms and strengthen its internal controls.  
"The National Puerto Rican Day Parade is a key cultural institution for New York City and for the Puerto Rican community worldwide,” Attorney General Schneiderman said. “As the parade organizer, this nonprofit has a responsibility to the Puerto Rican community, and to its donors, to ensure that the parade is a source of pride for all New Yorkers. With the reforms we are announcing, the new board can now take responsibility for putting the NPRDP on firm footing, so that the parade can be a success both this year and well into the future.”
City Council Speaker Mark-Viverito said, “The Puerto Rican Day Parade has been recognized as an iconic cultural event that celebrates the contributions that Puerto Ricans have made, not only in New York City, but also across the nation. I thank the Attorney General for his leadership and look forward to many more years of the Puerto Rican Day parade.” 
NPRDP is the not-for-profit corporation that organizes New York City’s annual Puerto Rican Day Parade and other related cultural events. The parade, held on the second Sunday in June, is the nation’s leading event celebrating the heritage and culture of the Puerto Rican community. For more than three decades, Carlos Velasquez’s company GALOS, a for-profit fundraising and marketing firm, has served as the exclusive fundraiser and marketing agent for the parade. Under its contract with NPRDP, GALOS was authorized to retain 27 to 35 percent of the funds it raised on NPRDP’s behalf, and to charge for specific expenses.  
The Attorney General’s investigation found that, over the past six years, GALOS and Mr. Velasquez consistently underreported to the NPRDP the revenues they raised from sponsors of the parade. From 2008 on, the total amount of revenue that GALOS and Mr. Velasquez failed to report was approximately $1.4 million. Net of the commissions that GALOS would have received on these revenues, the result was that GALOS effectively misappropriated for its own and for Mr. Velasquez’s benefit approximately $1 million of NPRDP’s money. 
In addition, GALOS and Mr. Velasquez used for their own purposes a significant number of travel vouchers that had been provided to NPRDP as a form of in-kind payment by two airline carrier sponsors of the parade. GALOS’ false reporting, the investigation found, was not limited to the information it provided to its client NPRDP, but carried over as well to the false forms GALOS filed with the Attorney General’s Charities Bureau, which were signed by Mr. Velasquez.  
The investigation did not find evidence that the members of NPRDP’s all-volunteer board engaged in any improper conflict-of-interest transaction. NPRDP and its board, moreover, fully cooperated in the Attorney General’s investigation. The investigation determined, however, that under the leadership of long-time President Madelyn Lugo, NPRDP’s board had failed to implement basic financial controls or exercise adequate supervision over GALOS’ conduct.  
Among other things, the board failed to require any substantiation from Mr. Velasquez for the figures in the extremely cursory revenue reports provided by GALOS; failed to adopt annual budgets; and failed, in contravention of its own by-laws, to establish a functioning finance or audit committee.  The lack of financial controls and the excessive delegation to Mr. Velasquez of financial decision-making, the investigation found, led NPRDP to spend far beyond its means, eventually accumulating a nearly $1 million debt to GALOS on account of expenses that GALOS incurred on the parade’s behalf.  Further, GALOS’ contract was renewed for a new 10-year term in 2010, when the organization already was hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt to GALOS, and without the board obtaining any competitive bids from other marketing agents or fundraisers. 
The Attorney General’s investigation also found that the Diversity Foundation, Inc., a New York not-for-profit corporation run out of GALOS’ offices whose directors all had close ties to Mr. Velasquez, improperly allowed itself to be used to advance GALOS’ commercial interests ahead of the foundation’s charitable mission of providing scholarships for college students of Puerto Rican or other Hispanic descent. Among other things, the investigation found that the Diversity Foundation was used to commingle funds that had been raised to benefit the NPRDP’s separate scholarship program; that Diversity’s name was used on behalf NPRDP without NPRDP’s consent; and that Diversity spent less on scholarships than it stated in its public filings. 
Pursuant to the settlement reached by Attorney General Schneiderman’s office, the NPRDP-GALOS contract is terminated effective immediately, GALOS may not collect any portion of NPRDP’s nearly $1 million debt, and GALOS is required to pay NPRDP an additional $100,000. In addition, GALOS and Mr. Velasquez are required to cooperate with NPRDP in its reorganization of the parade with new personnel, and any acts of interference on their part could result in additional monetary penalties. GALOS and Mr. Velasquez are permanently banned from further fundraising on behalf of the NPRDP or any marketing of the parade. 
The settlement also contains provisions designed to substantially strengthen the NPRDP board and enhance its ability to carry out its mission in a transparent and financially responsible manner.  First, as required by the settlement, former Chairperson Madelyn Lugo, NPRDP Treasurer Shirley Cox and Lugo’s husband, Luis Rivera, the General Coordinator of NPRDP, have resigned their positions, as have honorary board members Rosalinda Ortega and Maria Roman Dumen. Three current board members, Vice Chairperson Melissa Quesada-Carino, Secretary Trinity Padilla and Director of External Affairs Rafael Dominguez, will remain on the board. Second, the agreement calls for the nomination by NPRDP of ten new directors acceptable to the Attorney General’s office. Working cooperatively, the NPRDP board has nominated, and the Attorney General’s office has approved, the following nine new directors; together, they bring a much broader range of competencies and perspectives to the leadership of the parade than it has ever enjoyed before: 
  • Lorraine Cortes-Vazquez, Executive Vice President for Multicultural Markets & Engagement at AARP
     
  • Anthony Diaz, a Senior VP in Sales & Trading for a prominent blue chip company
     
  • Maria Elena Girone, President & CEO of Puerto Rican Family Institute
     
  • Rosa Gutierrez, Vice President in finance at AIG
     
  • Louis Maldonado, Partner and Managing Director at d expósito & Partners, a multimedia communications agency
     
  • Ululy Rafael Martinez, community activist, attorney and Bronx Community College Foundation  board member
     
  • Carmen A. Pacheco, Esq., founding Partner at Pacheco & Lugo, PLLC
     
  • Orlando Plaza, owner of Camaradas El Barrio, a restaurant and cultural mainstay in Spanish Harlem
     
  • Lorraine Rodriguez-Reyes, actress and producer with extensive experience in the film, television and theater industry 
Third, the agreement requires NPRDP to amend its by-laws and adopt new policies and procedures to enhance its internal controls and financial oversight, including the formation of an audit committee, processes for the nomination and election of new directors, the adoption of anti-nepotism rules and conflict-of-interest and whistleblower policies, and the requirement to obtain competitive bids from prospective fundraisers or marketing agents. In addition, all directors, both the remaining ones and the newly elected, will be required to complete an ethics and non-profit compliance training course. 
The settlement agreement also requires the dissolution of the Diversity Foundation, with any remaining assets to be distributed by the Attorney General’s office in a manner consistent with the scholarship purposes for which the funds were solicited. In addition, for a period of five years, the members of the Diversity Foundation’s board, its Executive Director Debra Martinez and its advisor Karen Pillot are barred from serving as an officer, director or employee of NPRDP or in connection with any parade-related activity. 
The investigation of this matter was conducted by Executive Division Senior Enforcement Counsel David Nachman and Assistant Attorney General Jennifer Michael of the Charities Bureau, with the assistance of Senior Accountant Cintia Brown-Felder, Principal Accountant Judith Welsh-Liebross and Research Analyst Liam Arbetman, under the supervision of Executive Deputy Attorney General for Social Justice Alvin Bragg. 
A copy of today's settlement can be viewed here.

With His First Budget, de Blasio Hews to Familiar Campaign Themes

New York’s mayor called for spending millions more on education, housing, aid for the homeless and paid sick days.

For de Blasio, No Magic Lost in Budget Draft

Mayor Bill de Blasio’s first budget draft, released on Wednesday, puts welcome flesh on his campaign promises.

As to the expired labor contracts that rise like a Himalayan range over his budget? He flashed that sly smile that is vaguely funny and vaguely condescending and declined to say. Reporters pressed and he let slip a hint. “We’re in the great unknown,” he said. “We are going to need cost savings and efficiencies to get through this.”
Which is another way of saying unions will have to give to get. Maybe that means paying a bit for health benefits. Maybe that means park workers picking up the pace. It will be yet another test for this mayor.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Cuomo Rejects Another Plan by de Blasio: Minimum Wage

Mayor Bill de Blasio’s proposal to have Albany allow New York City to set a higher minimum wage was quickly spurned by Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo.

Monday, February 10, 2014


Mayor Bill de Blasio delivered his first State of the City address at LaGuardia Community College in Queens on Monday.
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Mayor Bill de Blasio delivered his first State of the City address at LaGuardia Community College in Queens on Monday.
In his first State of the City speech, Mayor Bill de Blasio spoke about the minimum wage and vowed to reach out to immigrants, leaving no doubt that he was going to pursue a liberal agenda.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Sochi Expected to Ready by 2018 Olympics


The Borowitz Report

February 9, 2014

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SOCHI (The Borowitz Report)—Construction in Sochi is “very much on track” to be finished in time for the 2018 Winter Olympics, Russia’s head of Olympic planning said today.
“I’ve been accused of being overly optimistic, but I really think we’re going to make that 2018 deadline,” the official, Dmitri Brilosky, said. “Fingers crossed.”
Mr. Brilosky pointed with pride at the progress his team had made in constructing bathrooms at the site. “We’ve finished installing the surveillance cameras,” he said. “Now we’re getting ready to put in the toilets.”
The Russian official was more guarded when asked by a foreign reporter if all the elevator shafts would have elevators in them by 2018. “I’ll have to check on that,” he said. “That might be cutting it close.”
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Big City
Conflicting Expectations for Bratton’s Second Tour
William J. Bratton faces criticism from both the left and the right as he returns to run the New York Police Department.
Economy and Crime Spur New Puerto Rican Exodus 
Pervasive crime and unemployment in Puerto Rico are driving many professionals and middle-class residents to seek jobs elsewhere.
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  • Puerto Rico’s slow-motion economic crisis skidded to a new low last week when both Standard & Poor’s and Moody’s downgraded its debt to junk status, brushing aside a series of austerity measures taken by the new governor, including increasing taxes and rebalancing pensions. But that is only the latest in a sharp decline leading to widespread fears about Puerto Rico’s future. In the past eight years, Puerto Rico’s ticker tape of woes has stretched unabated: $70 billion in debt, a 15.4 percent unemployment rate, a soaring cost of living, pervasive crime, crumbling schools and a worrisome exodus of professionals and middle-class Puerto Ricans who have moved to places like Florida and Texas.

Saturday, February 8, 2014


Some See Biden’s ‘Third World’ Description of La Guardia as Too Kind

Comments by Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. criticizing La Guardia Airport may have sounded harsh, but some New Yorkers and officials agree with his assessment.

So Long, It's Been Good to Know You, Pete Seeger

Friday, February 7, 2014


David Wildstein testifying last month at a legislative hearing on the lane closings.
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David Wildstein testifying last month at a legislative hearing on the lane closings.
David Wildstein is now the wild card in the scandal surrounding Gov. Chris Christie and the revenge-closings of lanes leading to the George Washington Bridge in September.