By Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In
his weekly radio address, President Barack Obama reaffirmed his love of
country, telling the nation, “I love America—even its idiots.”
Expanding
on this theme, the President said, “America is made up of all kinds of
people: young and old, weak and strong, smart and dumb. And when the
really dumb ones get up and act like total clowns, I still love them,
because they are part of America. In fact, a really big part.”In a call for unity, the President concluded, “Let’s all work together for the United States of America. And if that means putting aside our differences—including our sometimes vast differences in intelligence—so be it.”
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