Former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani, who said President Obama 'doesn't love America.' (photo: CLTampa.com)
20 February 15
The
article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New
York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column,
"The Borowitz Report." 
largely forgotten man sought attention on Wednesday night before returning to obscurity on Thursday, according to reports.
The man, whom many Americans had difficulty placing,
was making a desperate bid to remind people of his existence, experts
believe.
His efforts were somewhat successful, as his widely
reported outburst caused people across the country to rack their brains
to try to remember who he was.
After briefly attempting to recall where they had seen
the man before, many people gave up and moved on with their days, but
for others, the desperate man’s remarks left a bitter aftertaste.
“There is no excuse for making comments like those, no
matter who you are,” Tracy Klugian, forty-seven, of Springfield,
Missouri, said. “Who is he again?”
Still others showed concern for the man, and expressed
hope that, instead of future bids for attention, he would find
fulfillment in crafting or some other harmless hobby.
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The photos are nightmare producing.
Later edit:Sorry, I didn't look at the photo. Wish there was a way to delete comments.
Inasmuch as money is the "free-est" and most effective resource in seeking public office, correlation of pre- and post- election contributors and investors could be enlightening ... if voters were aware and inclined and capable of considering factual information in selecting their "leaders"... Scalia, Thomas, Roberts and Alito notwithstanding.
Giuliani continues to provide the entertainment divisions of mass media enterprises with the spice of 'stupidity' with which to stir, antagonize and misdirect the public away from thought and knowledge.
I Laufhed so hard I hurt -
I couldn't place the face -
But I kept reading --- going along w/ the spirit of it so to speak ---
--- Oh My Gawd ANDY --
You set me up good - !!! -
I really did know the face, but I couldn't put a name --
And I'm trying hard - ANDY -!
And then I start reading the comments -
And Andy " OMFG " -
--- It ! - IT! - ITS!!!---
--- rudy --
rudy ???
YES !! RUDY! --
rudy -g- ???
"WE GOT U RUDY "
We were quoted to say --
THANK YOU RSN & THANK YOU ANDY --
I Owe U --- 99%OU ---
I needed that laugh although it nearly killed me --
Oh yeah and thank you Rudy ---
what does the G stand for ---???
" I forgot "
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