Romney Volunteers Going Door-To-Door To Let Obama Supporters Know President's Dead
COLUMBUS, OH—In a last-ditch effort to win a few more votes
in the key swing state of Ohio, Mitt Romney campaign volunteers made
door-to-door visits to homes of registered Democrats on Monday to
personally let them know that the president had died. “This is very
difficult to say, but yeah, Barack Obama actually died early this
morning, so he’s not running for president anymore,” Romney supporter
Marcia Higgins reportedly told a family of four, calling the president’s
sudden death “extremely tragic,” but adding that it’s important for
voters to keep the fact that he died in mind when they go to the polls
tomorrow. “You didn’t hear? Oh, yeah, it was totally sudden. Heart
attack or something. Crazy. But anyway, I just wanted to let you know
that Barack Obama, the man you were planning on voting for, has passed
away, and Mitt Romney is still alive, so…” When asked how Obama could be
dead when he was currently on television giving a stump speech in
Wisconsin, Higgins said the footage “must be from yesterday or
something, because the president is definitely dead now.”
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